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i'm boring and often grumpy.
i like pretty people and pretty things.
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osointricate:

On a scale from Robert Pattinson to Anthony Mackie, how excited are you to star in a big franchise film?



johnlockanddestielatemysoul:

christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

cAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN

johnlockanddestielatemysoul:

christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

cAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN





xemoboyfriendx:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

xemoboyfriendx:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"

"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."



omgthatdress:

kimkanyekimye:

Honey Boo Boo cast as the Kardashians

the perfect family halloween costume has been achieved.  you can all go home.

omgthatdress:

kimkanyekimye:

Honey Boo Boo cast as the Kardashians

the perfect family halloween costume has been achieved.  you can all go home.



rejectnormality:

OH MY FUCKING GOD
VAMPIREWEEKEND
I CANT FUCKIN BREATJE

rejectnormality:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

VAMPIRE
WEEKEND

I CANT FUCKIN BREATJE



souppsnakes:

"Heisenburger"

souppsnakes:

"Heisenburger"



faifarafalafelrofflewaffleface:

vixiana:

I honestly want to know how many time this person got hit on that night.
Because them abs are FIIIIIIINE.

FUCKING BRILLIANT
This would seriously be an excellent experiment >:U

faifarafalafelrofflewaffleface:

vixiana:

I honestly want to know how many time this person got hit on that night.

Because them abs are FIIIIIIINE.

FUCKING BRILLIANT

This would seriously be an excellent experiment >:U



inseptica:

iou-a-colt:

steel-and-snow:

A photo of the rare dabadeedabatiger.

this rare species of tiger has the rare pigment “dabadeedabadie” derived from a blue world

scientists have proven that all day and all night end everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside

inseptica:

iou-a-colt:

steel-and-snow:

A photo of the rare dabadeedabatiger.

this rare species of tiger has the rare pigment “dabadeedabadie” derived from a blue world

scientists have proven that all day and all night end everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside



ibietreducis:

moonshoes-maggie:

thesciencewitch:

nerdfithers:

notxam:

enough pope jokes. time to get down to business

to defeat the nuns

Did they send me the Father when I asked for the Son?

You’re the holiest bunch I’ve ever met.

And you can bet before we’re through

Mister, I’ll make a saint out of you