i'm boring and often cranky. i like things, i don't like things.
enough pope jokes. time to get down to business
to defeat the nuns
Did they send me the Father when I asked for the Son?
You’re the holiest bunch I’ve ever met.
And you can bet before we’re through
Mister, I’ll make a saint out of you
god bless america
I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents
Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton’s background.
You can’t convince me that the Teddy Roosevelt one wasn’t at least somewhat based in truth.
Illegal aliens stealing our jobs
‘who has a message for the academy?!?’
screen fades to black, a giant shot of leonardo dicaprios head appears
i have a message for the academy
THAT’S IT. GO HOME.
Badass Level = +100,000,000
Haha, man you are the fucking winner.