The Kirk Family
Because in another universe, James T. Kirk is the son of Thor and Emma Swan after they had fallen into a portal to the Star Trek universe. The destruction of the Kelvin had sent Thor’s consciousness back to Asgard, leaving Emma Swan alone again without her last connection to home and with a baby son to care for.
Not wanting to repeat her history, she spent many nights with baby Jim, but became a workaholic because of her grief and abandonment issues until she met the future stepfather when Jim was about 9. After Jim had crashed that car in the quarry, she and the stepfather would divorce. (Considering that they hadn’t seen each other for a long time before then because of work, the divorce was inevitable.)
When Jim ran off to Starfleet, Emma was simultaneously freaking out and relieved for her son. On one hand, he’s not jail and he’s got something to do now, but on the other hand, that’s her son. IN SPACE. After the events of the Narada and Vulcan, Jim re-appeared at the farm’s doorstep and gave her the biggest hugs of their lives.
5 years later while Jim is back in Iowa on shore leave, Thor would manage to find a way back to Emma and the son he unintentionally abandoned. Emma would then punch Thor in the face first before breaking down in his arms. Jim’s still processing the fact that his father is really the Mighty Thor himself. (He’s yet to learn that his mom is also half-Asgardian herself, making Jim 3/4 Asgardian.)
Copious amounts of alcohol was needed and after a drunken fistfight with his dad and some mutual family yelling at each other, Jim would hug his parents and call Thor “Dad” for the first time in his life.
Let’s not get into the mess that is Emma’s family tree, okay? (I like to think that Emma’s Asgardian heritage slowed her aging.) Thor’s is fairly straightforward…but Emma, honey. She was already hyperventilating in canon. Pretty sure if Jim knew about his mom’s lineage, a blood vessel might pop. From Bones, most likely.
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