So I'm just sitting outside my local South Florida Panera enjoying a coffee and there's a goddamn Muscovi duck staring at me like I'm lunch. What do I do I'm not a native Floridian I've only dealt with normal ducks.
DONT DRAW ATTENTION TO YOURSELF OTHERWISE HE WILL CALL ON HIS MUSCOVY ARMY AND YOU WILL HAVE NO OTHER OPTION BUT TO CRY AND BEG TO THE MUSCOVY GODS FOR MERCY.
some of you may be familiar with a tumblr user named firebolting, commonly known as chandler, who was active for many years on tumblr across a multitude of popular fandoms, including but not limited to marvel, inception, doctor who, LOST, harry potter, lord of the rings, and star trek. throughout his years in fandom he became very popular on tumblr, mostly as a graphics maker and general fandom presence.